A lot of my friends are still wetting themselves over Arnold Schwarzenegger's speech on Tuesday night. I guess he did a pretty good job. Admittedly, the ideals and beliefs of the Republican party always sound better in their original German.
But it was a shrewd move on the part of Bush and his bosses, choosing a multi-millionaire former actor who married into the Kennedy family to stand up and call the millions of poverty-stricken Americans still complaining about the economy a bunch of pussies and faggots.
Kudos, Bush-Cheney 2004!!! Putting the "ass" back in "compassion."
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- Irb
- I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
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4 comments:
"To those critics who are so pessimistic about
our economy, I say: 'Don’t be economic girlie men!'"
You see, when I heard that, I didn't realize that Schwarzenegger was simply referring to California's economy. Since this was the Republican NATIONAL Convention and he was extolling the virtues of George W., I just assumed he was talking about our nation's economy!
On a night when the Republicans kept yammering on and on about how compassionate they are, an incredibly wealthy man told the poor and disenfranchised to quit whining. Personally, I had to laugh.
As for the rest, yes. Admittedly it was a cheap shot, written for the sole purpose of getting a laugh. Granted it's not nearly as classy or sophisticated as jokes about rice in Kerry's ass, but what can I say? I just type it the way Jesus tells it to me.
"ANd you accuse him of marrying into it (showing your Herculean effort to avoid the obvious fact that he's a bloody movie star, not to mention the fact that he is well-known in California as an adept and successful business man)."
Sorry. I thought that by mentioning the fact that he was a multi-millionaire former movie star that I had covered the movie star part. Next time, I'll try to post a copy of Schwarzenegger's bank statements and balance sheet before I crack any jokes about him.
lol, Irb. You make me laugh.
Irb, good article here
http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=17588
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