Sean and I pose with the future Mrs. Irby.
Laura talks a French guy into holding her bat.
Thank ya. Thank ya very much.
I lost over 9,000 pounds by eating at Subway!
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It's All About Me
- Irb
- I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
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6 comments:
WTF is that huge shirt for? And Laura looks ballerina like, doesn't she? She's all flowy and danceresque. I think I had my photo taken with the same guy in front of the Paris. No, wait, mine was the guy on stilts and he didn't hold my bat. Bat?
Laura is comely and winsome, and makes me about 30% cooler by mere proximity. As for the bat, I suspect it will be featured prominently on Sean and Laura's webpage, whenever they get it up and going. I'll be sure to give it a plug so that my 2 or 3 readers can check it out ;-)
I'm gonna blog roll you so my new, cool, hip bloggy friends can access your mind. Perhaps more than myself and the right wing bastage will comment then. heh Btw, I read the first story of your Apocrypha. If you care at all, I enjoyed it. Quite a lot. I'll read more soon.
Aw, you rock SJ! Thanks!
Wow! What a COOL Elvis shirt! Where did you get that? It's so cool. Can I have one? Will you sell yours? ~blixa
For the LAST time, if you want to buy my used clothing, you'll have to go through my website like everybody else!
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