Ah, Ann Coulter. Hardly a day goes by that she doesn't shit her opinion into her hand and fling it at the rest of us. With her Celine Dion good looks, her hissing-roach-filled vagina, and her fashionable outfits sewn from the tanned hide of Bangledishi orphans, Ms. Coulter is often hailed as "the most attractive conservative in the U.S." (which is sort of like being the tallest midget or the oldest Michael Jackson victim).
But enough about Ann Coulter the pundit. It's time to learn a little more about Ann Coulter the... um... woman. Who is she? What are her dreams? What makes her smile? What's with that damn Adam's apple?
All pictures taken from www.anncoulter.org. All captions supplied by me. And did I mention the Adam's apple? What's up with that?