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It's All About Me
- Irb
- I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
Visitors since 3/12/2008
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3 comments:
Now, I have some questions about this post. Jack Chick...is that a cartoonist? Is it a pseudonym (for I know you are comically inclined)? Can you tell I'm not comic hip?
And what would Satan be doing with the GW mask? Is this saying that GW has been Satan all along and that he's merely cleaning his mask in preparation of 4 more years? That's what I see in this. Yes. That's it.
Heh! Jack Chick is a freaky, FREAKY cartoonist who does these little comic book tracts that rail against Satanists, homosexuals, evolution, Muslims, RPGs, Halloween, liberals, Catholics, Mormons, and basically any form of Christianity that differs from his extreme fundamentalism. When I was a kid, my church used to have a big display rack of his pamphlets (called “Chick Tracts”). I’d collect as many as I could, and then take them up to the balcony to read during the sermon.
You can see the original tracts at www.chick.com. Go now, and feel the love.
Irb,
Where have you gone?
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