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It's All About Me
- Irb
- I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
Visitors since 3/12/2008
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4 comments:
See? I mean what is that? Did he draw that? The pentagram in the oval office? WTF is that supposed to mean? Again, I'm fearing for my life here.
The original picture came from Dark Dungeons, a creepy little story about a girl whose experiences with Dungeons & Dragons are just the first step on a slippery slope leading to witchcraft and devil worship.
I kept the picture, but I changed the caption and all of the dialog. Why? Because, as God is my witness, I thought it would be funny.
The original caption read: "The intense occult training through D&D prepared Debbie to accept the invitation to enter a witches' coven."
The first priest originally said: "I've brought Elfstar to become a priestess and witch."
The second priest orginally said: "Welcome, Elfstar. You're now a priestess of the craft, and of the Temple of Diana."
All references to the Oval Office and Election 2004 are a product of my diseased mind.
Oh, okay. You're jes frontin' me wit yo cahtoon naledge. I'm down wit dat.
Gee, I took it to mean Bush is a Rush 2112 fan.
Now that Bush won, I have a few animal sacrifices to attend to. I'm hoping my wife won't miss the dog too much.
What's going to happen to Air America now. That was some of the best comedic radio I have ever heard. I'm sure going to miss it.
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