Tuesday, April 06, 2004

JFK Theory #1

JFK actually flew to Dallas a day early to spend an enjoyable evening at Jack Ruby's Carousel Club. Unfortunately, he suffered an aneurism while in the throes of passion with one of the strippers. The Secret Service made a quick call to LBJ, who gave the order to cover up the incident, lest word get out of the president's immorality. Jackie was informed, and a plan was hatched.

The next day, the president's body was propped up in the limousine, and wires were used to make his hand wave. Oswald, who was into Ruby for considerable money, was pressed into service to fire the fake shots from the book depository and to ultimately take the fall for the fake assassination.

1 comment:

Blogger said...

I have just downloaded iStripper, and now I can watch the best virtual strippers stripping on my taskbar.