Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Stand and Be Counted, Minions! Muahahahaha!

I just installed a counter so I can satisfy my morbid curiousity and see just how many slackers and ne'er-do-wells stop by my page when they're not too busy downloading porn and bomb recipes.

It counts unique users instead of page hits, so unfortunately I can't make myself look more popular by sitting here and hitting Refresh. Sigh... if the results are too depressing, I'll change it so it starts counting at 99,307 or something.

Okay, this isn't much of a post. It feels like something is missing...

Bush is retarded. The red states suck. Ann Coulter is a misshapen skank with a diseased mind and a big fucking adam's apple. But I digress. I'm just saying. Thanks for listening. You've been very therapeutic.

There. Now I feel complete.

6 comments:

ix said...

woot! first post!

John said...

I'm number thirty-seven. I'm sure that has some significance.

Dante: Thirty-seven?! My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!

Customer: In a row?

Oh, there it is.

SJ said...

John, my GOD, that is the reason I love that movie so much. I also like "Try not to suck anybody's dick on the way." It looks like Irb's counter is smoking hot. I'm all the way to 69 bitches.

Digitalicat said...

You know, I never get tired of people putting Ann Coulter down.

Sylvana said...

Ann Coulter is a MAN, baby!

Anonymous said...

What more is there to say about Ann Coulter? A picture is worth 1,000 words.. yes, I stole the pic, can't remember where, sorry