Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Return of the IXes! (Or is that IXii?)

Ego, a.k.a. IX (neither of which is his REAL name, in case you're wondering), and his family got back from their vacation on Friday night. And they were so grateful to me for watching their house and not beating their dog Daisy into a coma with a sockful of oranges that IX's incredibly hot wife agreed to sleep with me.

No, just kidding. But they did take me out to a very nice dinner. And then IX agreed to sleep with me.

Welcome home, guys!

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