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It's All About Me
- Irb
- I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
Visitors since 3/12/2008
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6 comments:
I'm totally bummed about the church sign thing. Why? Because I always wanted to drive around the South (okay, down the street would do) and take photos of the dumbass pun church signs all over the place and make a book out of it. Now I see it's been done. sigh.
These are so AWESOME!
"Bloated and sitting in front of the TV." Awesome! I laughed out loud.
These are awesome! Ha!!
BTW...I linked ya' ;-)
SJ: Don't let the fact that somebody's already done it once disuade you. If everybody had that attitude, we wouldn't have approximately 6,000,000,000 books of retarded things our president has said!
Amanda: I remember the churches around here used to always put up signs that read "NO JESUS, NO PEACE." It was always fun to chang the letters around to "SO A JUNE CON PEES."
Sylvana: If I can only encourage one person to blaspheme in the name of good, wholesome fun, then I guess it's all been worth it.
Digitalcat: You're going to feel really horrible when they discover my bloated corpse in front of the TV next month...
-G.D.: You linked me! You really linked me! I'm glad. I linked you a while back, but now it somehow feels more consensual ;-)
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