Thursday, May 19, 2005

Fun with Jack Chick #9



I didn't make any changes to this one. I just thought it was funny that this Jack Chick tract was the story of a man reading a Jack Chick tract. But I guess it's that kind of self-promotion that has helped Mr. Chick build his funnybook ministry into a hate-spewing empire...

(Actually, now that I think about it, this makes about as much sense as believing the Bible is the literal and unerring word of God because "it says so, right there in the Bible!")

4 comments:

ix said...

now, how exactly did the 'convict' say "JESUS?"

was it in pain, from falling off his bunk mid-dream? "JESUS"

was it in shock at the size of his cell-mate? "JESUS"

was it in dismay that he'd been given *another* jack chick track? "JESUS"

there are some ppl who call themselves 'Christians' that i wish Christianity could just kick out. jack would be in the top 10.

MissBossyPants said...

Ix and I were thinking along similar lines. I'm Catholic, which means I'll see Jack Chick in Hell (ha ha).

porchwise said...

Well, you knew those kind of inane comments were comming. Personally, I really enjoy your stuff, but then we're both writers, former (and I emphasize, former) Baptists and your thought process is pretty well aligned to mine. I'll check in often.

Irb said...

IX: If it's a prison here in the south, he might have been saying "Jesús." Either way, if I were the Lord and Savior, I'd sue Jack Chick to stop him from using my name...

InsanePreschoolMom: If the Catholics and Jack Chick are going to hell, who does that leave in Heaven? Personally, I'm rooting for the Scientologists. I think it would hilarious if L. Ron was right!

Porchwise: Hate to disagree with a fellow recovering Baptist, but I didn't find either of the previous comments "inane." In fact, IX's had me laughing out loud.

But then again, he's known me since the fifth grade and fully understands my hatred of all things Jack Chick...