They noticed that on the Daily Show, too. And just as he was about to slip the roofies in Ms. Abdul's drink, that Simpson boy foiled his evil scheme. He was led out in handcuffs...when asked for a comment he only muttered some disgruntled mumblings.
I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
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Yes, but did Sideshow Bob fuck Paula Abdul? (that, my friend, is the question.)
AAAAAAH! SIDESHOW BOB!!!!!!
AAAAAAH! FREAKSHOW COREY!!!!!!!!
They noticed that on the Daily Show, too. And just as he was about to slip the roofies in Ms. Abdul's drink, that Simpson boy foiled his evil scheme. He was led out in handcuffs...when asked for a comment he only muttered some disgruntled mumblings.
BTW- thanks for putting my gorgeous visage on your blog. You are officially crossed off my "Persons To Kill" list.
au revoir!
Oh well. If Jon Stewart beat me to the punch, I don't feel so bad. Now if it had been Bob Saget...
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