Because after a self-indulgant, wallowing post like the last one, nothing cheers me up more than changing the name of my blog!
I went with this title because it's SJ's favorite, and since right now she makes up roughly 100% of my fanbase*, I figure it's the least I can do.
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*Not counting the numerous e-mails I receive each week inviting me to "fuck off" or "burn in FAG HELL." These are usually sent anonymously, but I'm pretty sure they're from Bob Novak.
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I'm a fan too...can I get a shot at your next title?
You linked Ask Blog Jesus. That's classic. I have to make sure Blog Jesus knows. (Wait, he must already know....)
You want a shot at the title, GD? YOU WANT A SHOT AT THE TITLE? THEN BRING IT!
Actually, I had a dream about Blog Jesus the other night, SJ. We were walking on the beach while scenes from my life flashed in the sky. And I realized that during the most troubling parts of my life, there was only one set of footprints. So I asked Blog Jesus why he'd abandoned me during my times of trouble. And Blog Jesus replied, "Because sometimes I get tired of listening to you complain, you whiny little bitch."
You need to tell Blog Jesus this dream.
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