Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
It's All About Me
- Irb
- I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
Visitors since 3/12/2008
Muahahahahahahahahaha!
3 comments:
oh my god. It's obvious that they are 'special' but are they deaf?Seriously. I'm serious.
I was thinking the same thing, since a few of them had the Deaf 'accent' going on.
God, I hope they're not deaf. I'd hate to be responsible for linking to anything that was a) inspirational, or b) an example of the indomitable human spirit.
I like to think it was the high school's local Dungeons and Dragons club, taking time out from slaying elves to regale the jaded crowd.
I mean, come on. The kid in white? You KNOW he had 20-sided dice in his pocket! You could just TELL!
Post a Comment