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It's All About Me
- Irb
- I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
Visitors since 3/12/2008
Muahahahahahahahahaha!
4 comments:
Scary. Weird. Creepy. Yucky. Unclear. GROSS!
I am TOTALLY ripping that line for the title of a future blog!!
Okay, dude. How the FUCK do you manage to pull off making Orville Redenbacher look even MORE scary?!
That photo was totally untouched, although I suspect it may have been taken a week or two after Orville shuffled off this mortal coil...
"I'm Orville Redenbacher, and my buttery white popcorn pops up light and fluffy... IN HELL!"
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