You have to admit. "Reverend" Phelps is looking mighty gay in that cowboy hat...
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It's All About Me
- Irb
- I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
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Muahahahahahahahahaha!
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My God that guy needs a curb-stomping! His group came up to the Twin Cities to protest some dead soldier's funeral (saying the died because God hates our soldiers because the US tolerates gays), and a bunch of bikers came and got in their way so they couldn't get need the funeral. I wish those bikers would follow his group around the country.
I heard that movie sucks. Oh. Wait. I heard it blows. No... that's not right. I heard watching it is a real pain in the ass.
Nevermind.
SSB: I don't hate many people. Well okay, that's a lie. I hate a prodigious number of people. But Fred Phelps and his retarded congregation definitely top the list.
Farrago: I bet you wish you knew how to quit me, right?
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