Okay, I didn't make any changes to this one. All I can say is, "Ewwwww!"
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It's All About Me
- Irb
- I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
Visitors since 3/12/2008
Muahahahahahahahahaha!
4 comments:
Hey, you write good stuff. I linked to you. I'll have to take some time to read more of the site. Hopefully I won't get half way through and find out you're a closet Christian posing as an agnostic just to lure in the un-saved. Yes, it HAS happened. And then I had to quickly update my template to remove the site. Damn....
Thanks, Ant! I dig your site too, so I guess the least I can do is return the favor...
Wow. Undercover Christian. Midnight fantasy. You gotta watch those evangelical bastards, man! They're devious! I tried to sell my soul for free cable a couple of years ago, and I found out that I had already given it to Jesus back in 1984, when I asked for a second slice of pizza at a youth ministry party.
Alright, another Chick Publications collector! I love those little booklets! Take it all, Mary!
ROTFLOLOL...That's hilarious. Great one. :)
- Max
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