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It's All About Me
- Irb
- I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
Visitors since 3/12/2008
Muahahahahahahahahaha!
2 comments:
Oh my god. That's the funniest thing I've EVER seen. My husband and I can't get over all those stickers with this little kid pissing on things. We see one on a truck and will go "Piss on Chevy" "Ford, piss on you!" "Piss on 3" (I think that's someone's NASCAR number because we see it a lot.)
Thank you for making me chuckle through today.
Yeah, Watterson and friends are none too happy about it, but Universal Press Syndicate says it would cost far more to hunt down and prosecute the violators than they could ever hope to recover in damages.
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