Saturday, October 16, 2004


Can't take credit for this, but it made me giggle.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

The answer is TEN:
  1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
  2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs changing.
  3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
  4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb, or for Darkness.
  5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.
  6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under a banner reading "Mission Accomplished!"
  7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush is literally "in the dark."
  8. One to viciously smear #7.
  9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
  10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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