Wednesday, October 06, 2004


The following are actual quotes from George W. Bush. Really! I mean, why would I make this crap up? It would be a colossal waste of everybody's time!

"Wow! This bus is a lot bigger than the one I used to ride to school!"

"God is on our side. I know it because He told me so. Of course, that might have just been the cocaine talking."

"I am opposed to same-sex marriage, not only because I think it underminds the moralitude of our nation, but because I really, really hate fags."

"Education was my highest priority when I was governor of Texas. No, wait. Not education. Executing retarded people! THAT was my highest priority!"

"By stripping the forests, we're actually preventing forest fires. You see, sometimes in order to save something, you have to kill a big part of it. Sort of like Iraq."

"I think a president should be able to express himself concisively and coherentical, so that… oops, I crapped my pants again."

"Me am rocket ship zoom ice cream FAAART!!!"


SJ said...

We need to put this in an email and start disseminating it as fact like the right-wingers do. I just got an email from my husband's cousin with all these bullshit facts about Clinton did this and Clinton did that so how is Bush wrong. It made me ill. Yes, they are still blaming Clinton for everything. WTF

Irb said...

I used to get bombarded with those e-mails too, but I started replying back with a fake form letter.AUTOREPLY:

Due to the vast number of brainless conservative e-mails I receive on a daily basis, I regret that I am unable to read them all. But your opinion is very important to me, even if it did come from Rush Limbaugh, FOX News, or some silly urban legend.

In lieu of a personalized response, please accept this as a general, all-purpose disagreement with whatever your point may have been.

Thanks, and have a nice day.

Irb said...

Hmmm. Looks like there might be a bug or two in the comment preview function.