I was browsing the TV Tropes website, which has become a primary time suck in my life in recent days, when I ran across this ad. All I could think was "Wow! Check out the enormous rack on that Christian! Please turn in your Bibles to the Book of Hooteronomy!"
By the way, Christians are allowed to join for free. I wonder who makes that distinction. Do Mormons count? Not if you ask the Baptists. Do Baptists count? Not if you ask the Church of Christ. "Sorry sir, but the obscure Gnostic sect to which you belong was declared heretical by Pope Angus VI back in 983 A.D. I'm afraid you'll have to pony up the $25 service charge."
By the way, Christians are allowed to join for free. I wonder who makes that distinction. Do Mormons count? Not if you ask the Baptists. Do Baptists count? Not if you ask the Church of Christ. "Sorry sir, but the obscure Gnostic sect to which you belong was declared heretical by Pope Angus VI back in 983 A.D. I'm afraid you'll have to pony up the $25 service charge."
4 comments:
And can't ya just lie if you're cheap?
You'd be surprised what a string of rosary beads can do (besides leave rope burns on your palms) in the hands of a skilled Catholic. Could almost be worth the cost of admission - but in taking money, it becomes sleazy and unholy... That is how Catholic guilt is propgated. How is a good Catholic girl supposed to behave? We do know though, that good girls don't spit :)S
A joke for you, in case you haven't heard it before.
Didja hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? She lay awake at night asking herself, "Is there a dog?"
hooteronomy. you are the best pun maker ever. EVER.
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