Thursday, February 15, 2007

Okay, Let's Try This Again...

What's it been? Five months? So much has happened. Bush pretended to read a bunch of books and finally took responsibility for the mistakes that were made in Iraq, apparently by other people. Anna Nicole Smith, Saddam Hussein, and Gerald Ford died, creating the weirdest trifecta since Lady Di, Mother Teresa, and whoever was hunting with Dick Cheney that weekend. Mel Gibson and Michael "Kramer" Richards gained a huge Klan following. Scooter Libby's on trial, but Karl Rove wasn't called to testify because apparently his hand will burst into flames if it actually touches a bible. The entire city of Boston was shut down because of some Lite-Brites. And a diaper-wearing astronaut chick tried to kill another astronaut chick over a love triangle involving a space-shuttle commander, in a news story that could only be made more awesome if it involved monkeys and Ninja Jesus!

So many missed opportunities...

Anyway, I'm back. I've run out of clever comeback metaphors, so I'm just going to reuse the zombie graphic from my last triumphant return.

Missed you bitches!!!!

4 comments:

Kimmy753 said...

Well FINALLY!!!!!!!!

SJ said...

Are you still dating the fair Stephanie? What has become of you, lo, these past 5 months?

Irb said...

Kimmy: No fair nagging after I post, dammit!

SJ: Yes, for reasons far beyond my comprehension, the astonishingly beautiful and brilliant Stephanie is still smitten by my sweaty charm and my Spanky McFarland good looks. In fact, she had to work on Valentine's Day, so we're doing our smoochy dinner thang tonight.

Farrago said...

Sheesh! It's about time! I thought maybe you had been in a horrible accident and lost the use of your hands...or worse, your computer broke.

I was JUST about to un-link you, too!