Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Nephews a Trois

Since I have no adorable children of my own, here's a holiday picture of my three nephews.



Luke, Christopher, and Campbell. And a teddy
bear whose name, I believe, is "Beary White."

Aren't they adorable? I swear, I just wanna squeeze 'em until they crap kittens!!!

11 comments:

nope said...

*laughs* What an image! Oh, yes, the boys are quite adorable, too! Sans kittens!

SJ said...

My goodness, they're cute. Thanks for sharing. And remember, it's never too early for the "I'm your uncle, so I get to buy you a whore" speech.

Irb said...

Indiaiynke: Thanks, India. (Can I call you India?) Also, thanks for linking to me. Allow me to return the favor and watch your page hits go up by a magnitude of .00005%!!!!

SJ: Christopher is the one who wants to grow up to be me, God bless that kid. However, I'm still in dutch for letting him watch Family Guy, so I doubt I'll be springing for whores anytime soon.

(BTW, "Springing for Whores" may very well be the name of my next blog.)

nope said...

Certainly! You're welcome. I look forward to that .00005%!

porchwise said...

Just caught up with you. I knocked out a novel in the NaNoWri contest but only posted 3 chapters as it got so good, I decided to send it to a real publisher. Still enjoy your LOL writing (even though you are kitten-whipped).

porchwise said...

BTW, did you happen to read my one act farce on Dubya? It's called 'down at the ranch' on my Porchwise blog.

Irb said...

Porchwise: Congrats on the novel. Let me know if you find a publisher, as my efforts in that area have all ended in tears and anger and restraining orders.

I just went and read all three acts of your one act farce ;-) Too funny, especially the thought of Bea Arthur as Big Momma. Would be funnier if it weren't based on a true story...

Sylvana said...

I think crapping bears trumps crappy kittens. Bravo, Irb!

cracker said...

Got your message Irb. I just finished up finals and will be posting anti-liberal spew very soon. I also have a new motto: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade...at a profit...until the government steps in and regulates the selling price and mandates a reduced price for victims of Katrina...

Irb said...

Sylvana: According to Hoyle, a crapping bear does indeed trump a crappy kitten. But an ocelot with a spastic colon will catch the trick every time.

Cracker: Dammit, I don't care what our homophobic president says! I LOVE YOU, CRACKER!!!

(As I've mentioned before, all comments directed at Cracker sound much cooler if read aloud in a Samuel L. Jackson voice.)

Kimmy Agnes said...

I think they need to crap out basset hounds personally. Lord knows we need more in this world!