Anyway, at a time like this, when our nation (or at least 51% of it) is steadfastly united in the ongoing war against
"The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of theAh. He truly was the Father of our Country.
republican model of government are justly consid... OW, FUCK! SPLINTERS!!!"
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Here are some funny 4th of July cards, accompanied by snarky, smartass comments. What can I say? They made me giggle like Tom Cruise on Paxil.
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I think George borrowed a line from Pinocchio's wife…
The cards were a riot but where did you find that picture of my grandpa drinking? I'm in that, the little boy on the wagon seat alongside my girlfriend just back from playing doctor/nurse in the barn. Also, the barrel burning picture is not, as you might suspect, the burning of the barrels thrown overboard at the historic Bosten tea party; it is the irate citizens of Evergreen,Alabama, burning bad batches of moonshine from Grampa's whiskey still.
Didn't Washington once say, "Father, I can not tell a lie, Arabs chopped down your cherry tree."?
Oh, I so seriously left a comment here the other day, and now it isn't here. I swear I'm living in some sort of alternate dimension. Or I'm schizophrenic. Eh, same-e-same.
'hoverpants' is a classic blogging name. I am duly impressed Mr. Pants.
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