Thursday, April 29, 2010

Beeeeeeeeeeeep... Blip... Blip... Blip...

I honestly have no idea what to write after a year of neglecting the blogosphere. Except I just noticed that, even though the word "blogosphere" has been in wide use since 2002, Blogger still doesn't recognize is as a legitimate word, and suggests that I replace it with "biosphere" or "heliosphere." According to Wikipedia, a heliosphere is caused by the solar wind blowing a bubble in the interstellar medium. According to Sarah Palin, a heliosphere is caused by God taking a bath after He eats beans. Incidentally, Blogger doesn't recognize the word "Palin" as legitimate either, and suggests that I replace it with "Patin" or "pain," which sounds totally reasonable to me. In case you're wondering, Patin is a village in the Bané Department of Boulgou Province in south-eastern Burkina Faso, a landlocked African nation that is probably visible from Sarah Palin's backyard. I'm sure this interesting fact will be covered on the upcoming Discovery reality show Sarah Palin's Alaska, assuming they can find someone other than the Tea Party and the KKK to sponsor it. Personally, I would have called the show Helicopter Wolf Sniper Killfest or Life On This 6,000 Year Old Earth. Or maybe Hunting with Dick Cheney. Remember when he shot that old guy in the face? That was awesome. Anyway, I missed you guys.

4 comments:

Maggie said...

I miss YOU!!!!!! I've wondered where you were! i figured you and your woman finally got married and were having a passel of kids (or practicing to have a passel) and didn't need us in old blogger land! even my emails to you went unanswered. I'm so glad you're alive! Welcome back!

kisses and kisses and hugs!
Maggie

Shelly said...

IRB! Oh thank god you're here...

Farrago said...

I normally delete the links in my blog-roll after they've gone silent for a year or more.

Lucky for you I fell off of my blog, too!

shanipribadi said...

hello there.. I'm a reader of your novel "Verbal Reynard"
I followed it when it was released in nwvault. But since I stopped playing nwn, i didn't continue reading your novel.
It's just that I suddenly remember about your novel but I fail to find it anywhere. nwvault is a bit messed up now, no link to your storied that I can find. Your link to the pdf in this blog does not work anymore. So I was wondering if you still have it. It was a really great story and I cant wait to read it again.