I'd like to take a moment and give a shout out to my newest follower, ouD6.NoCjdK3ku6mQr1B3m.kdRsb. After years of sending me unsolicited emails regarding my credit and/or my penis size, I'm proud that ouD6.NoCjdK3ku6mQr1B3m.kdRsb has decided to join the ranks of my threes of faithful followers.
(There's a chance I could be wrong about ouD6.NoCjdK3ku6mQr1B3m.kdRsb, and he/she/it might actually be one of the soulless Verizon automatons that I ran up against back in 2006. If that's the case, then I apologize for the disrespectful tone of my post and I welcome our new robot overlords with open arms. HAIL OUD6.NOCJDK3KU6MQR1B3M.KDRSB!!!)
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- Get Down with the Dickness...
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My Favorite Posts
- 10 Things That Annoy Me II, Electric Boogaloo!
- I Stand Alone on the Word of God
- A Message to the Unwashed Masses...
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- Runnin' with the Devil!
- Swimming Pools... Movie Stars... The Bel Aryans!
- I Did It All for the Cookie!!!
- Ann Coulter - A Pictoral Study
- The Mob Has Spoken
- "Dear God, please forgive me for pissing on everything..."
- The Next Thing You Know...
- 10 Things That Annoy Me
- A Modest Proposal
- The Collected Wisdom of Mina Lou Prior
- Personality Quiz
It's All About Me
- Irb
- I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
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1 comments:
Speaking of followers, due to recent upgrades to my blog, I have lost all my followers. Could you check your status?
And congrats on your new stalker.
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