I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
5 comments:
Gosh! She's such a MILF!
Oops! Sorry.
Word verification: plicain.
I got nuthin, but I'm sure you can come up with several!
If only it weren't true.
This is almost, ALMOST, the work of a far-right sunctionary who never eats pudding.
Thank goodness you were drunk.
We dodged a bullet there.
Where are you????
And I'm just not even going to say a word about your photoshop efforts...:)
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