Monday, November 17, 2008

It Works If You Work It

You know how it goes. I drag myself back to the blogosphere after months of neglecting my threes of faithful readers, with all the noble intentions of once again immersing myself in Nobel Prize winner Al Gore's Internet. I manage to crank out a couple of admittedly brilliant and insightful posts that equate conservatives with the Ku Klux Klan and imply that our president might possibly be clinically retarded. And then I vanish once again, leaving a void in your lives that you try in vain to fill with family, friends, and religion.


But I'm going to try something different this time. I'm going to post every day for a week. I know that doesn't sound like much, but I learned long ago that it's important to set realistic and easily attenable goals if you want to succeed, which is why I got so many Cs in college.

So I'll try it for a week. And if I make it, I'll try it for another week. And so on and so on until I finally overcome my addiction to Asian furry porn general sloth and malaise. Or until I inevitably spiral into failure.

4 comments:

scarletvirago said...

If all else fails, do something really stupid (like drive 3400 miles in five days) and blog about it later. Works for me.

Professor said...

Well- good! Rather than needing more cowbell, I need more Irb!

Farrago said...

On the other hand, you could always plan for failure...at least that way no one is disappointed in you.

Word Verification: cougbans

Contemplate.

Discuss.

Irb said...

Scarletvirago: I'll call that Plan C, after I've exhausted all the memes I can find and posted pictures of my World of Warcraft characters.

Professor: I got a fever! And the only prescription... is more Professor!

Farrago: My grandfather used to say "When you plan for failure, you fail for plannure." We still don't know what it meant. Personally, I blame the stroke.