Monday, July 31, 2006

Jokes My Dad Told Me - Part II

Told while strumming a guitar...

I wrote this song at a really bad point in my life. My wife had just left me, and I was feeling really low, so I went out to a bar to drink my troubles away. I wasn't really looking for company. I was just sitting at the edge of the bar, drinking my beer, when suddenly our eyes met across the smoke-filled room. We got to talking and drinking and... well, one thing led to another and, before you know it, we were back at my place. We made love and fell asleep in each other's arms.

The next morning I woke up and I realized I'd made a horrible mistake, and that's when I wrote this song. And it's called, "How Do You Tell a Homo You Don't Love Him Anymore?"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just pay all of your bills months and years in advance.

Mags said...

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Anonymous said...

What about the song we wrote (and published)? I think it should play everytime your BLOG loads!

shaffner

Irb said...

You know I'm gonna have to post about that now.

My buddy Steve, ladies and gentlemen! Songwriter, soloist, and bari-sax virtuoso!