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Tuesday, August 02, 2005
It's Late...
...and I can't really think of anything particularly clever or insightful to say, so I thought I'd just post this picture of Zombie Rodney Dangerfield eating Karl Rove's brain, sent to me by my good chum John, who is (as they say in Japan) bad ass and kicks all the ass.
I am a straight white male between the ages of 17 and 44. I’m an Aries and a recovering Baptist. By national standards, I’m moderate in my politics, but by Texas standards I’m somewhere to the left of Lenin. I have a certain boyish charm that makes me irresistible to children, pets, and old people. I’ve grown indifferent towards the night life, and I no longer care to boogie. Like slightly more than 100% of the English majors I know, I’m a writer wannabe who has yet to get published. I am not now, nor have I ever been, “emo.” I have a singing voice that resembles the wailing of damned souls. I am the walrus, kookoo katchoo. I shot the sheriff. But, and I’d like to make this perfectly clear, I did *not* shoot the deputy. I once divided by zero. I used to think I had no discernable Texas accent, but a recent visit to Canada made me realize that I actually sound like goddamn Jethro. I believe the children are the future. And my hobbies include writing slash furry Star Trek fan fiction and sitting on the toilet until my legs fall asleep.
2 comments:
Cool, I'm the good chum of a beloved internet star!
Now that's classic entertainment.
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