A New Follower!

I'd like to take a moment and give a shout out to my newest follower, ouD6.NoCjdK3ku6mQr1B3m.kdRsb. After years of sending me unsolicited emails regarding my credit and/or my penis size, I'm proud that ouD6.NoCjdK3ku6mQr1B3m.kdRsb has decided to join the ranks of my threes of faithful followers.

(There's a chance I could be wrong about ouD6.NoCjdK3ku6mQr1B3m.kdRsb, and he/she/it might actually be one of the soulless Verizon automatons that I ran up against back in 2006. If that's the case, then I apologize for the disrespectful tone of my post and I welcome our new robot overlords with open arms. HAIL OUD6.NOCJDK3KU6MQR1B3M.KDRSB!!!)

Blogger Love (Oh Eee Oh Eee Oh)

I just discovered this new Blog Following thing totally by accident. I clicked on the Blogger Dashboard, and saw that I had, and I quote, "2 Followers". Now, I have to admit that I like the sound of that. "Followers" implies that I hold some kind of tight psychological grip over these people, and I was wondering just how long I'd have to string them along before I could convince them to rob banks in my name.

But that kind of thinking leads to massive Kool Aid tragedies, and frankly, who needs that kind of headache? So I guess the nicest thing to do is to give a shout out to my Followers and try my best not to abuse this newfound messianic power.

(I've just noticed that "Follower" is one of those words that stops looking like a word when you type it too many times. Sort of like "obey" or "Palin 2012!")

So to Jana (30-Something With Cats) and Jenna P. (Random Musings), I greet thee from the heart of Nobel Prize winner Al Gore's Internet. Just let me know if you guys decide to get some t-shirts made up or something.

Peace unto you, my children!